- Why the kibble bill is lower during the Summer
- Broadband is a highly optimized little killing machine
- She isn't one of those sweet kitties who brings her humans food gifts
- The selfish little fuck eats it all herself
- The dogs don't even try to take away her prey
- I'm really glad I'm not four inches tall.
The alleged perpetrator:
Fortunately, all evidence points to the deceased being a house sparrow. We have too many house sparrows.
[Update] Tiel has just sent me a picture of the real Broadband: